Posts Tagged ‘Corporates’

Fat Corporates

And if corporates have the money to buy their memberships into golf clubs and tennis clubs, but are a bit heavy to be walking around the golf field, or to play tennis, and that the only thing that they could be doing is to be spending time at pubs, as they are not interested in really burning fat to loose some weight from their body, they always turn to weight loss pills

Weight loss pills are expensive compared to the energy that you get from burning fat to walk along the beach every morning in the fresh air. But corporates are too used to complaining people around them that if they dont loose weight even after consuming a good quantity of weight loss pills, they just blame the manufactureres, and never take into consideration the amount of food that they have taken in hoping the pills would take care of the fat thats generated from that as well.

Free Hosting

Yep. That is a very good idea. Particularly if you have lots of space to space. I have never tried it yet though, but it is a very good idea. Offer free hosting with limited resources. Basic HTML hosting, no php, no database no emails. Or maybe 1 email. No add on domains, 1 or 2 sub domains, and 1 parked domain, and 1 ftp. That should be enough for a free hosting package.

And, in the terms of service, mention clearly that any site hosted free on your servers shoudl include atleast 1 link to your business website. Something like powered by Indyahozting or whatever your company’s name is.

What is in it for you? Well, for the idle space and with not much of resources that are being used, you get a lot of back links, and if you are lucky, looking at your servers uptime and stuff, if the guy wants to host a blog or something, he woudl definitely go for an upgrade. And you will make a sale, and if he forgets to remove the backlinks, you are lucky again.

And, whe you offer free hosting, you will find yourself on the top of the search engines. Because, on the internet, whereever you see the word free, people just come in to have a look, and are bound to sign up, and you get a huge database to which you can send out newsletters unless they wish to unsubscribe. You can promote your packages to the news letters, your affiliate programs.

Corporates never go for the free stuff, it will most probably be school and college kids who want a website on a free hosting, and to earn some extra cash, they would go with your affiliate programs.

It is indeed a good idea.

But, draw backs? When you offer hosting for free, there is a heavy possiblity that illegal sites can be hosted with ease. You need to do a lot of monitoring, and verification of email and stuff, so that if something goes wrong and the authorities come knocking at your door, you will be able to point in the direction of the curlprit who has been misusing your hosting package.

Corporate Libraries

Corporates read a lot. But they read only as much as any common man does. They are so rich that they have advisors all over the place to give them tips on anything that they like and do their bidding for them. Thats the success of thebig shots. They have the right sort of employees to get any work done.

Corporates have libraries filled with lots of books. Anything that is related to their business, such as software, manufacturing, consturction etc will all be there in these libraries, and you will also find a lot of books that speak about self development, how Bill Gates did it all and stuff for the employees who cant afford to buy these books for themselves to read.

There will be good reading desks with lamps, and with good air conditioning, and a great librarian who makes sure that all books are returned in time. And unlike in the Government Libraries, all books will be perfectly indexed, and you can pick any book from the index cabinet, or from a computer terminal that is for use for everyone in the library, or from their own computers in the desk.

Corporate Hangouts

He would have been a guy who was playing in the streets with other kids. His father might have been a carpernter, and his mother a house maid, but today he is playing golf. How? He runs a huge company started around 5 years ago, did something to gather huge number of clients who pay him well, and he can afford a membership in a golf club, where he invites his clients, and discuss business over a game of golf and come back home.

Golf doesnt come cheap. Accessories such as clubs, golf shoes, a caddie, and a cart are mandatory things. And if you dont play golf well, or learn considerably fast, what a waste of time it would be.

Corporates can also be found at tennis clubs, playing badmindon, and at fat ones pubs drinking coffee.

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