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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, and 6 apples a day take the iron smith away

It is quite odd for a computer man to know iron smiths personally, but I happen to know one, and he has got his workshop on my way to the office, near a shop where I buy cigarettes every morning. Some times I smoke my first cigarette of the day there, and this guy comes up and chats with me.

He has been telling me how much he loves apples. Maybe he just wanted to show off to me that he really can afford an apple a day. India you know. This morning surprisingly the shop was closed, and that appeared very strange to me. I asked the shop keeper from whom I buy cigarettes every day where the ironsmith has been today, and he replied that he has been admitted to a hospital as he had eaten 6 apples yesterday and breathed in 1 apple seed into his lungs and is now caughing his lungs out. This couldn’t have been helped with any diet pills, but still he should have used some for all the apples that he ate, so that now atleast he would have the strength to cough out the seeds that he breathed in.

Chicken Tikka Masala

I am supposed to be a vegetarian. Was born and brought up as a vegetarian. But as time went by, just like most Iyer boys tend to do in South India, I too have started eating chicken once in a while. A few years ago, I used to vomit on the smell of it. Well, then I was an eggitarian, now Im a chickenetarian. I dont eat goats bulls and fish. Never tried, never would. Hopefully.

Well, chicken tikka masala is supposed to be the national dish of the UK, and I too think that is it very well made. The gravy is the best in the world that I have ever tasted. And it matches very well with biriyani, though most pepole say it doesnt. Well, it is full of fat, full of butter and cream, and if you have a lot of that, make sure to have some diet pills handy. Enjoying great taste is not a sin anyways.

Fed Up?

If you get fed a lot, pampering mother, sisters and wife, naturally you will put on a lot of weight. And whats the best way to shed all the weight? Stop eating and walk to your office and back home every day. Still got a problem? Buy a treadmill. Getting bored walking on it watching the non moving wall or a TV? Well, you still have a choice. You always have diet pills to keep your weight under control.

Anti-obesity drugs

Anti-obesity drugs, most pupularly known as diet pills, and by the name lipovox, efer to all pharmacological treatments intended to reduce or control weight. Because these drugs are intended to alter one of the fundamental processes of the human body, anti-obesity drugs are medically prescribed only in cases of morbid obesity, where weight loss is life-saving

Fluoxetine, orlistat, and sibutramine can achieve statistically significant weight loss over 12 to 57 weeks. The magnitude of weight loss is modest, however, and the long-term health benefits remain unclear. The safety of sibutramine is uncertain. There is a paucity of data on other drugs for weight loss or control in persons with type 2 diabetes.

Anti-obesity drugs operate through one or more of the following mechanisms:

* Suppression of the appetite. Epilepsy medications and catecholamines and their derivatives (such as amphetamine-based drugs) are the main tools used for this. Drugs blocking the cannabinoid receptors may be a future strategy for appetite suppression.
* Increase of the body’s metabolism.
* Interference with the body’s ability to absorb specific nutrients in food. For example, Orlistat (also known as Xenical and All?) blocks fat breakdown and thereby prevents fat absorption. The OTC fiber supplements glucomannan and guar gum have been used for the purpose of inhibiting digestion and lowering caloric absorption

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