No matter how beautiful we claim it to be, it really is a nasty place. Its filled with germs and viruses, plants and animals, of which not all are friends.

Walking into a house with all the dirt that you stepped on the road will make your house as dirty and filthy as well. Think of all those alge. Yuck.

You can be sure to keep your house clean by using a different set of footwear to wear inside the house, but your guests won’t be as careful. What is the best way to make them wear clean footwear into your homes? Leave outdoor rugs in front of your door and this will make the people who are entering you house to clean the bottoms of their footwear on the rug before they enter your home.

By using the effectiveness of the acid in apples you can create your own night cream to achieve healthier skin. The acid qualities of apples can do wonders to your health and skin elasticity. It is usually more expensive to buy night creams for sensitive skin. Fear not! You should have to look no farther than your own pantry to create this product for yourself! This is how you can create an apple night cream for use on easily aggravated skin.

Get the ingredients ready. You will need only three ingredients to make apple night cream for sensitive skin. Get a single apple (any variety should suffice), some olive oil and rose water are added – one cup each.

Get the apples ready. Make sure the apples are washed and dried to remove unwanted chemicals and dirt from the surface. Chop the apples to prepare them for your night cream – leave the skin on! Cut the apple into medium sized pieces. When the apple is diced, make sure there are no seeds and stem in it. Chop the apples and place them into the blender.

Blend in the olive oil. After the apples are blended, slowly add one cup of olive oil. Continue blending until the mixture is completely smooth and lump free. The skin cream will have a slightly lumpy consistency. This should take about 30 seconds. Be sure to turn the blender off.

Heat the mixture. After blending the apple and the olive oil scoop out into a glass bowl. When you place the bowl on top of a boiling pot of water, you will create what is called a double boiler. You can’t put the mixture directly over the heat as it will cook and cooked night cream is not the desired effect! Keep whipping the ingredients together during the heating process, to ensure proper blending. Keep working until the mixture is hot, not boiling. To complete your apple night cream for sensitive skin, make sure it is cooled, then stir in the rose water and whisk together all ingredients. The cream can be stored in small containers and will stay fresh in the refrigerator for up to a week.

Thankfully, God, had made me one of the few million people in the world who have reached a height of 11 KMs above the ground with the help of an aircraft. I have done this quite a few times. I fly in the economy mode. I dont like wasting money on expensive tickets and I really dont like wasting money on Airport Tax. I, when ever possible, go for $10 tickets, and with tax that coes to $50. Premium airplane companies sell tickets for $100 plus thetax of $40, unfortunately, I have never boarded a premium domestic airplane as yet, Though I have a Gold Jet Airways Credit Card which has got over 20,000 miles that can be exchanged for free miles in tikcets, and I have a Jet Previllege Silver Card, which is a silver membership in Jet Airways frequent flyer club, and I too have about 4 coupons that offer 50% discount on tickets purchased before Jan 31, 2009, I somehow feel that I shouldnt be wasting money on Jet Airways. Im not such a rich man to be spending so much money from my own pocket.

Anyways, I thought i would just review a few aircrafts and companies that I have known and used in the past.

Jet Airways was started off buy a guy who has ages and ages of hands on experience in Civil Avation. The tickets are not cheap, but not costlier than the traditional Indian Airlines Charges. The thing is that the economy class doesnt look like a cramped up city bus like in GoAir, Spice Jet and the newly converted Simplyfly Deccan (Formerly Air Deccan)

Inside a jet Airways aircraft, everything comes free, you dont have to open your wallet to take out 10 or 20 rupees to buy a glass of hot water and milk powder, sugar and Bru Cappuchino 12 KM above land. They give you readymade coffee, if you ask for it, and probably a good meal if the flight it long, and thats all included in the package. And above all, if you are travelling alone and get bored, you get to chat with a pretty flight attendent as well. And all of them are beautiful, and a bottom pincher like me would never get slapped is what I heard. The flights are on time most of the time, late only if there is a congestion in the airport. And the attendents on the airport will take extreme care of you and for that all you have to do is show some small signs of stress because of the delay and give a look trying to say “Its All Your Fault” at the staff.

Go Air is just a mediocre company with about 5 Airbus 320 that they have rented from somewhere, and are never on schedule therefore. It is a part of some Bombay based biscuit company, forgot the name. They charge Rs 500 to anywhere in India that is a little over $10, excluding Airport Taxes. Flight Attnedents are mostly ugly and dark MEN, who might have failed to get into the modelling industry since they didn’t use enough of Fair n Handsome cream (As Seen on TV). Very few female attendents are in their pay roll, so if you are lucky, you might get to se one, but they come only for garbage collection, and there is no possiblity to chat them up since they will be running around always trying to serve all of the 250 passengers on board. And did I mention that there are only 2 Flight attendents on board.

Spicejet is similar. I dont see much difference between spicejet and GoAir. Their fleet is larger thats it. Everything else is the same.

Ive never travelled in Indian Airlines, its costly, and the pilots are moving out to private companies, and lots of planes have been skidding off the runway these days, and we dont know when the next one would drop from the sky. All flight attendents are wound up in sarees, in the most diplomatic way that there is no hope for any bottom or hip pinching as i heard it.

Indigo’s girls come with mini skirts and stalkings. Stunning, sexy, and they give you a naughty smile if you look below their skirts. Their legs I mean, what did you think? Well, while moving around the cabin once, I did brush a bit hard on the bottom of an attendent as cassually as possible, and she just made way, smiled and turned around again. Shameless females. Guess this is what she is being paid for.

I need to flykingfisher. I must do it. Hopefully, the next trip I make will be on a Kingfisher Aircraft. It belongs to Vijay Malya for gods sake. Prettiest girls you will ever find on Indian Skies. and I dont think they would really mind if you try to get a little naughty with them. Need to give that a try. I think by the time I get rich enough to be a real frequent flyer in Jet Airways or Kingfisher, the girls would be my Son’s age.

This I started to write trying to explain what I know about how things happen in the Indian skies, and since I wrote it with a slight hangover thanks to last night’s vodka, it turned out to become a mid air bottom pinching guide. Im sorry.